Another Week, Another Dan Campbell Rant

Yeah man, I don’t know. I don’t know what went wrong Sunday, but what I do know is Dan Campbell’s time is running out. Yeah, I said it. I don’t care if he’s 21 games into his tenure, I’ve seen enough.

At this point, I’d rather have Antonio Brown make decisions for my team than watch Campbell try and coach. He’s that bad. How in the world do you think going for it on 4th and 1 from your 45-yard line in the 1st quarter is a good idea? Is he stupid? Actually, don’t ask him that, he’ll get it wrong. I could sit here and give you 100 more terrible decisions he’s made this season, but I’m not going to do that. That’d be a waste of time, and I know that if I gave you that list, I’d still be leaving a lot out.

It blows my mind that people think this guy is the real deal. How can you take this man seriously? He’s so obviously full of s**t that I don’t even bother to watch his press conferences because I know whatever he says is coming out of his rear end.

The only reason people had faith in this guy was because of his antics. Who cares? This is the NFL, not the Kardashians. I don’t care about how he drinks all this Starbucks, or how he wears astronaut helmets to pressers. I don’t. I care about WINNING. Something this organization clearly does not give 2 s**** about, or else they might have a playoff win since I’ve been alive.

We need to stop being brainwashed by his outlandish behavior and accept the fact that as of the time I’m writing this, he is not a good coach. At all. I wouldn’t want that guy to coach my local high school team he’s that terrible. Realistically, if this team wins 5 or fewer games, I think he’s gone. There is way too much talent on this roster to be sitting at 1-4 going into the bye week. 3 weeks in a row they’ve had favorable matchups and have yet to get it done. Unacceptable. All those losses just to hear out coach say “Yeah you know, that loss was on me” in his pressers. WHO ELSE WOULD IT BE ON DAN???

You know what, let me chill. I’m choosing happiness, and I’m choosing to walk away from my keyboard before I break down crying over Dan Campbell’s incompetence.

Stud of the week: Josh Reynolds
Dud of the week:
I’ll give you one guess….
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